10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..