10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-