10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword