10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fold and live to fold again
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln