10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Fold and live to fold again