10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus