10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is for loners.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim