10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet