10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- It's Free To Fold...