10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo