10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is for loners.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.