10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it