10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Fold and live to fold again
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."