10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)