10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"