10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "No river, no fish."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.