10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fook the floosh droo!