10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez