10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.