10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson