10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.