10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- im going to 2 out you to death
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare