10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.