10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.