10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword