10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth