10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.