10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fook the floosh droo!