10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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