10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth