10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "No river, no fish."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- It's Free To Fold...
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."