10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."