10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- It's Free To Fold...
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.