10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22