10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom