10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves