10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is for loners.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.