10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--