10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!