10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.