10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.