10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen