10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- It's Free To Fold...
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.