10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright