10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe