10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)