10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion