10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is for loners.