10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.