10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson